Warren Buffett, Economic Traitor

25 August, 2014 Dateline: Washington DC


This afternoon, in an unscheduled press briefing, Josh “The Impotence of Being” Ernest, stormed to the podium with the following prepared statement. No questions were permitted. What follows is the exclusive transcript from PBA News. (The rest of the White House press corps was huddling just outside the briefing room, planning the distractions from whatever history might take place for the balance of the week.)

Today is a day that will live in infamy. Listen, my children, while Obama did duff it, of the midnight treason of Warren Buffett. This shall not stand. Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.

Warren Buffett, a rapacious capitalist exploiter of the working class, who in the past has falsely presented himself as the champion for greater government revenue, has stripped off his mask, revealing his other two faces: Judas and Brutus. The President has oft remarked that yon Buffett has a lean and hungry look. & tuday he has stabbed Obamus in the back. Like Judas, he pretended to care about fiscal responsibility. Like Judas, he betrayed Messiah for filthy lucre.

“Tax the rich!”, he cried. “Higher marginal tax rates!” And yet today, we find his greedy capitalist claws, with Howard Hughes-like fingernails, pulling the strings to enable Burger King to buy Tim Horton’s, a Canadian – Canadian! – doughnut chain. And why? So that Burger King, whose very corporate name screams out its unAmerican nature, can reduce the taxes it pays these United States of America!

His perfidy extends: does America lack for doughnuts? Do we not, indeed, run on Dunkin’ Donuts? Are we no longer able to make our Krispy Kreme? Yet this Buffett shows his contempt for Michele-Antoinette and her anti-obesity campaign by this cruel introduction of unneeded calories, crabs and cholesterol. He also subverts the “Let Them Eat Local” movement, launched from the First Lady’s chef’s garden.

Tomorrow, the President will introduce a bill of attainder against this seditious perfidious subversive traitor. Though the Constitution may forbid such acts, we all know that the Constitution is a living document, not a suicide pact. In times of crisis, this President will not flinch from breaking the antiquated constraints of a 225-year-old piece of parchment.

While we wait on the Congress to pass the Comprehensive Bill of Attainder and Immigration Reform, the President will do what he can with his pen. This afternoon, he signed an Executive Order making Warren Buffett, immediately and permanently, anathema


Brother’s Keeper

Long before he arrived at the White House, Barack Obama was the son of a single mother, challenged and tempted by the same societal ills that disproportionately keep African-Americans impoverished and behind bars. Now the nation’s first black president is unveiling a new initiative aimed at breaking down those obstacles, and pledging to continue the fight long after his presidency ends.

Joined at the White House by young men of color, Obama on Thursday was calling on America’s businesses, philanthropists and government leaders to join forces to put more boys on a path toward successful lives. Foundations were to announce pledges to spend at least $200 million over five years to promote that goal as Obama launches his “My Brother’s Keeper”



Obama’s brother.

Obama’s aunt.

Obama’s dogs.

VAP Is Always Rape, OK?

Just to recall a basic fact: Intercourse/VAP is always rape, plain and simple.

This is a developed recap from what I’ve been saying in various comments here and there in the last two years or so. As a radude I’ve always said VAP is rape and I remember being disappointed to discover that so few radical masculinists stated it clearly. How can you possibly see it otherwise? Intercourse is the very means through which women oppress us, from which we are not allowed to escape, yet some instances of VAP and intercourse may be chosen and free? That makes no sense at all.

First, well intercourse is NEVER sex for women. Only women experience rape as sexual and define it as such. Sex for women is the unilateral invagination of the penis (or anything else replacing and symbolising the male member) whether he thinks he wants it or not – which is the definition of rape: that she will to do it anyway and that she uses him and treats him as a fountain, in all circumstances – it makes no difference to her experiencing it as sexual. That is, at the very least, women use men as useful objects and instruments for invagination, and men are dehumanised by this act. It is an act of violence.

As nobody ever pointed out some time ago, intercourse is inherently harmful to men and intentionally so, because it causes paternity in men. The purpose of women enforcing intercourse regularly (as in, more than once a month) onto men is because it’s the surest way to cause paternity and force childrearing against our will, and thereby gain control over our earning powers. There is no way to eliminate the paternity risk entirely of VAP and the mitigating and harm-reduction practices such as contraception and abortion are inherently costly, too. Reproductive harms of VAP range from paternity to child support, having to take evasive asset protection, giving anniversary presents, forced child rearing and funding, and all the complications that go with them which may lead up to severe fiscal and monetary damage, disability, destitution, illness, or death (See factcheckTHIS.wordpress.com for his work on the reproductive harms of VAP, click on the “intercourse series” page or “VAP” in the search bar). If we compare this to even the crappiest online definition of violence: “behaviour involving physical force intended to hurt, damage, or kill someone or something”. Bingo. It fits: Paternity = may hurt, damage or impoverish. Intercourse = a woman using her physical charms to invaginate a man. Intention / purpose of the act of intercourse = to cause paternity. VAP is therefore intentional harm / violence. Intentional sexual harm by a woman against a man through penile invagination = RAPE.

If we look at the act in more detail (skip this parag if you can’t take it), VAP is a woman leg-locking a man to squeeze a large number of his seed out from his most intimate parts, often forcing him to be entirely naked, banging herself against him with the whole weight of her body and hips, shaking him like she would empty a hose, then using his emission as a fountain for her uterine void. How is this a normal civilised, respectful way to treat anyone? Sorry for the explicit picture, but this is what it is and it’s absolutely revolting and violating.

The term “fuck you” is not an insult for nothing, women know why – it’s the worst thing you can do to a human being. It is in itself an extremely physically extractive act, very often painful, generally at the beginning before the pain may be cut off by the genital arousal; causes all sorts of erections, testicular swelling, discomfort, STDs, penile infections, urinary infections, genital warts, HIV and death. Not to forget the additional sado-phallic interventions/ costs of VAP-maintenance, and all the secondary physical deprivation and financial costs that go with our duty to make ourselves look affluent for female sexual consumption – such as hair restoration, work-out, starvation or forced feeding, torturous limb deforming or cutting up, etc.

The fact intercourse causes so many infections and tears and warts attests to the unnaturalness of intercourse, that it’s not meant to be. The penis’s primary function isn’t to be invaginated by labia but to release urine for relief. They are two muscle tissues / sphincters pressed against each other to help the urine stream out. Invagination of the penis by the labia is completely unnecessary for conception.

There’s a reason women need to groom us into it, and why this grooming takes so long- because it’s so grossly violating and traumatising that we would otherwise never submit to intercourse. The only reason we may now not feel raped or have the impression we desired or initiated VAP, is because women broke down our barriers very skilfully and progressively from birth, breaking down our natural defences to paying and extraction, our confidence in our own perceptions and sensations of fear and disgust that tell us female sexual invagination is expensive, harmful and traumatic.

Through an all-pervasive and powerful female propaganda, they stuff our minds from infancy with the idea that VAP is normal, desirable and erotic, before we can even conceive of it as something horrifying, and make sure we never see any alternative to their lie – or that if we do, we can no longer take in the information, are punished for thinking and saying otherwise. The fact we may not immediately feel raped doesn’t mean it’s not rape, objectively speaking. To give a classic example, many men in families may not identify the test of paternity as rape, until they are in divorce court. It doesn’t stop us from saying that all child support is rape. We know that our subjective feelings or thoughts may be colonised by women’s perspectives and as radical masculinists we don’t let that override and erase the objective reality of violence. (PS -The reason why ONLY court-ordered payment is defined as rape is because the offence here isn’t against the impoverished man but the child who was deprived of his father. Rape comes from rapt, which is an old word for theft of money-as-property.)

Lastly, from a structural point of view, as a class oppressed by women, we are not in any position of freedom to negotiate what women do to us collectively and individually within the heterocage. Women, by whom we are possessed, colonised and held captive, are the sole agents and organisers of VAP. Women dominate us precisely so we can’t opt out of sexual abuse by them; intercourse is the very means through which women subordinate us, the very purpose of their domination, to control human reproduction.

Лучше меньше, да лучше

Dateline Washington DC, 12/29/13 MUST CREDIT PBA NEWS Breaking

PBA News has exclusively obtained a draft of the report that President B.H. Obama has prepared over the Christmas break. The report is expected to be released in full on New Year’s Eve, when it is expected to receive little attention. A final draft was delivered to PBA News by a source close to the leadership of HHS. We have confirmed the existence and content of the report with multiple sources,, and are publishing early as a service to the public.

In the matter of improving our healthcare system, Healthcare.gov should not, in my opinion,  either strive after quantity or hurry. We have so far been able to devote so little thought and attention to the efficiency of the website that it would now be quite legitimate if we took special care to secure its thorough organisation, and concentrated in the Department of Health and Human Services a staff of workers really abreast of the times, i.e., not inferior to the best Amazon.com standards. For an Obama solution this condition is, of course, too modest. But our experience of the first four years has fairly crammed our heads with mistrust and scepticism. These qualities assert themselves involuntarily when, for example, we hear people dilating at too great length and too flippantly on “affordable” health care. For a start, we should be satisfied with real health care; for a start we should be glad to dispense with the crude types of medical care, i.e., Medicare or VA hospitals, etc. In matters of medicine, haste and sweeping measures are most harmful. Many of our young Navigators. and web designers should get this well into their heads

Thus, in the matter of the Affordable Care Act, we should now draw the conclusion from our past experience that it would be better to proceed more slowly.

Healthcare.gov is so deplorable, not to say wretched, that we must first think very carefully how to combat its defects, bearing in mind that these defects are rooted in the past, which, although it has been overthrown, has not yet been overcome, has not yet reached the stage of a culture that has receded into the distant past. I say culture deliberately, because in these matters we can only regard as achieved what has become part and parcel of our culture, of our social life, our habits. We might say that the good in our medical system has not been properly studied, understood, and taken to heart; it has been hastily grasped at; it has not been verified or tested, corroborated by experience, and not made durable, etc. Of course, it could not be otherwise in a revolutionary epoch, when development proceeded at such break-neck speed that in a matter of four years we passed from a free market for healthcare to the Obamacare.

It is time we did something about it. We must show sound scepticism for too rapid progress, for boastfulness, etc. We must give thought to testing the steps forward we proclaim every hour, take every minute and then prove every second that they are flimsy, superficial and misunderstood. The most harmful thing here would be haste. The most harmful thing would be to rely on the assumption that we know at least something, or that we have any considerable number of elements necessary for the building of a really new medical apparatus, one really worthy to be called Obamacare.

No, we are ridiculously deficient of such an apparatus, and even of the elements of it, and we must remember that we should not stint time on building it, and that it will take many, many years

What elements have we for building this apparatus? Only two. First, the workers who are absorbed in the struggle of web design. These elements are not sufficient educated. They would like to build a better apparatus for us, but they do not know how. They cannot build one. They have not yet developed the culture required for this; and it is culture that is required. Nothing will be achieved in this by doing things in a rush, by assault, by vim or vigour, or in general, by any of the best human qualities. Secondly, we have elements of knowledge, education and training, but they are ridiculously inadequate compared with private enterprises.

Here we must not forget that we are too prone to compensate (or imagine that we can compensate) our lack of knowledge by zeal, haste, etc.

In order to transform our healthcare delivery system we must at all costs set out, first, to learn, secondly, to learn, and thirdly, to learn, and then see to it that learning shall not remain a dead letter, or a fashionable catch-phrase (and we should admit in all frankness that this happens very often with us), that learning shall really become part of our very being, that it shall actually and fully become a constituent element of our social life. In short, we must not make the demands that were made by individualists, but demands that are fit and proper for a country which has set out to transform its medical treatment system

The conclusion to be drawn from the above are the following: we must make Health and Human Services a really exemplary. department, an instrument to improve Healthcare.gov.

In order that it may attain the desired high level, we must follow the rule: “Measure your cloth seven times before you cut.”

For this purpose, we must utilise the very best of what there is in our social system, and utilize it with the greatest caution, thoughtfulness and knowledge, to build up the new website.

For this purpose, the best elements that we have in our social system- such as, first, the advanced workers, and, second, the really enlightened elements for whom we can vouch. that they will not take the word for the deed, and will not utter a single word that goes against their conscience- should not shrink from admitting any difficulty and should not shrink from any struggle in order to achieve the object they have seriously set themselves.

We have been bustling for four years trying to build our website, but it has been mere bustle, which has proved useless in these four years, or even futile, or even harmful. This bustle created the impression that we were doing something, but in effect it.  was only clogging up our institutions and our brains.

It is high time things were changed.

We must follow the rule: Better fewer, but better. We must follow the rule: Better get good human material in two or even three years than work in haste without hope of getting any at all.

I know that it will be hard to keep to this rule and apply it under our conditions. I know that the opposite rule will force its way through a thousand loopholes. I know that enormous resistance will have to be put up, that devilish persistence will be required, that in the first few years at least work in this field will be hellishly hard. Nevertheless, I am convinced that only by such effort shall we be able to achieve our aim; and that only by achieving this aim shall we create a system that is really worthy of the name of Obamacare.

PBA News acknowledges the invaluable source Marxist Internet Archive.

White House Annoyed By First Amendment

November 26, 2013. Dateline Washington DC. PBA News report

Faced with the prospect of being unable to silence Tea Party groups by denying them tax-exempt status, the White House has decided to silence them by denying them freedom of speech.

“Let me be perfectly clear”, said President Obama in an impromptu press conference. “I took an oath to uphold and defend those portions of the Constitution that I believe are beneficial to the country. My job of fundamentally transforming America is made unnecessarily difficult by obstructionists and reactionaries going around trying to scare the American people with tales about how I want to restrict freedom. This cannot be allowed to continue.”

Jay Carney, in a later press briefing called to clarify the President’s remarks, told the assembled journalists that the President in no way indicated in his remarks that any speech would be forbidden or banned. “‘Not allowed to continue’ means that the speech has taken place. The President’s position is that people are perfectly free to express their opinions, but they are not free to become bores, droning on and on with their petty complaints.” James Rosen, of Fox News, asked the press secretary whether President Obama had taken an oath of office different from the one taken by all his predecessors, before being escorted from the conference room by armed guards.

Tea Party groups were unavailable for comment. All telephone calls to their listed numbers were routed to the reception desk at NSA.


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Welcome to the PBA News Agency!

Today we launch the PBA News Agency. Pseudo Bulbar Affect News: “When you don’t know whether to laugh or cry”. Below is the initial report, filed at Instapundit:



Latest poll shows Congress’s opinion of electorate at all-time low. 78% of Representative consider consider voters dim-witted and ungrateful, an opinion shared by an astonishing 91% of Senators.

This stunning drop in trust of the public crosses all wealth groups, from the bottom quintile (net worth $2M – $5M) to the top quintile (net worth > $500M). Disappointment in constituents is bipartisan, with both Democrats and Republicans reporting significant drops in the quality of their people. A rare exception can be found among self-identifying “Tea Party” members, who obstinately continue to find the voters to be “concerned”, “informed” and “engaged”. It is unclear from the survey whether these differences are attributable to real differences in the voting population or the inexperience of Tea Party elected officials.

One member of Congress, who insisted upon anonymity (“The vaguest hunt of who I am will result in your entire life becoming a hot topic at the IRS, NSA, HHS, EPA, EEOC, DOD, DOJ right down to the National Endowment for the Arts. Am I making myself clear?”), told the PBA’s reporter that in recent years, voters had turned “surly, whiny and mulish”. “I came to D.C.to govern, and these ingrates have become all but ungovernable. They act like their rights were handed down by God Himself. It’s gotten to where the Congressional recesses aren’t fun any more. I long for the day when we are back in session, and the rabble can’t just pop into my office to ‘share’ their ‘views’. They’re not the lead dog, so their view never changes.”

Congress seems uncertain how to proceed. With elections coming up in just over a year, there are some hopeful glimmers. “I’d love to just fire them all and start over”, said a completely different anonymous member of Congress. “But there are too… many of them. The best we can hope for is that they stay home on election day.”

///Story filed 10-12-2013 by Pseudo Bulbar Affect News, “The news source for